funny jokes for kids to tell

Funny Jokes, Kids

Tonezorz

May 4, 09:34 AM

This post makes zero sense, and neither did your original claims.

Care to elaborate? I realize I haven't had my coffee yet but makes sense on this end.

Never been suspended for non-payment.
Dropped a $10/month third line from plan ~ 6 months ago.

Although, now that I'm waking up more, I did lower my rate plan as well a few months ago. The 2 of us weren't using 1400 minutes anymore, so we went down to 550. This must be the cause of it.

---

funny pictures and jokes,

Aadhil

Sep 30, 02:07 PM

You know what's funny? I've had ATT for over 5 years and have barely had 5 dropped calls and one of them was an iphone OS issue with OS 2.0. I live in the Silicon Valley so maybe coverage is just exceptionally good in my area, though I recall coverage being decent over in the Adirondacks in NY two years ago.

---

fun facts and jokes

blueroom

Dec 31, 06:09 PM

you gotta feel sorry for the poor abused toilet. I can imagine the reamed out plumbing.
Oh the horror.
http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bite_me_toilet_300.jpg

---

David amp; Maddie make fun

Nabooly

Sep 14, 09:11 PM

http://i54.tinypic.com/155negx.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/m7e2rb.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/14xp0up.jpg

http://i53.tinypic.com/290rbxx.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/28c0awl.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/9r0qxc.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1puebn.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/34e5k5e.gif

http://i51.tinypic.com/1zgdenb.jpg

http://i54.tinypic.com/dgl893.jpg
Jigsaw?? Is that you?! :eek:

---

funny,jokes,adult,children

rdowns

Oct 24, 07:43 AM

I hereby declare an end to all the "Waiting for Moron" threads.

---

David amp; Maddie make fun

syc23

Apr 26, 03:28 PM

You wouldn't work for your boss for zero salary so why would you expect Apple to invest millions in their data centers and give this away for free?

---

Giving children wedding

Blasterzilla

Apr 29, 03:29 PM

Mp3 = :(

---

They can tell her their

proehrich

Sep 30, 01:30 PM

We could be trying to use the Iphone on T-mobile. :D

---

Funny Clown

Chundles

Oct 24, 07:47 AM

FW800 on both sizes.

200GB HDD (at 4200rpm) available.

Good initial RAM 1GB on lower models, 2GB on high end ones.

Everything else seems pretty much the same.

---

that likes to tell jokes.

houdinize

Jun 6, 10:50 AM

If this was on an iPod Touch isn't there a mb cutoff where you have to use your computer, or is that just for 3G and just a suggestion when on wifi?

---

My kids trying to tell jokes.

mrfoof82

May 3, 07:46 AM

No 512GB SSD option. I would've gladly paid the premium for it (+$1200 instead of +$750), considering how much of a PITA it is to get at that (full logic board removal).

Choosing any SSD brings shipping time up from 1-3 days to 4-6 weeks.

---

It was really fun in the kids#39;

CWT1965

Apr 12, 09:35 AM

Am sure Steve will want to launch this one, can't wait to see him back on stage again

---

Kids Can Rock! is all about

iMeowbot

Jul 26, 10:51 AM

but who would want to have a full featured iTunes when you still haven't solved the problem of typing. The most efficient part for me is to type out what you're looking for. I do, however, see the advantage to making playlists more efficiently on the go, giving you the ability to shuffle anything you choose, not just "All Songs" which is a bother. :)
Some of these patent applications have also included keyboard overlays that magically pop up on demand and so on. Much of this gesture stuff looks like major overkill for a media player, I do wonder if the iPoddish appearance of the examples is a red herring.

---

some sick funny jokes that

dethmaShine

Apr 13, 07:12 AM

You sound like I am against it.

Yes. You sounded like one. But apologies if you weren't.

In my opinion, dashboard is coming with iOS 5.0.

Apple did incorporate dashboard in iPhone OS 1.0 with the first iPhone but due to issues with performance they had to remove it.

This can be verified by debugging and going through iPhoneOS 1.0; navigating to /Library/Widgets folder. It was empty though.

Personalization is good. But the way its done on Android is ridiculous.
+ Widgets should always be sandboxed, the way they are in Dashboard.
[Both Google & MS failed to understand that btw]

I think personalization is good till the time it hinders the brand and brand quality. Folders/Wallpaper[:p] were one way to achieve that. There 'might' be more in the future but I highly doubt that.

All I can vouch for is that dashboard is coming in iOS 5.0.

Personalization in its entirety? Never in iOS 5.0.

---

funny jokes, general,

alecapple

Sep 30, 02:38 PM

In my opinion, I think that at&t should focus on spreading their 3g network to cities like the one that I live in, where there are at least 100,000 people residing in, rather than putting towers up on every street corner in NYC. It pisses me off that we pay the same price for phone service, yet we cant even take advantage of the 3g speeds. NYC has had 3g service for 5 years, yet we don't even have reliable EDGE service.

---

2. so my kids are collecting

SciFrog

Nov 27, 06:29 AM

We need these bigadv, ClubLexus has raised their production to match ours...

For GPU, it is faster on nvidia...

---

Posted in: Kids Jokes No

stunna

Jul 25, 04:35 PM

"Readers should realize that while Apple continues to publish patents on technologies that never make it into shipping products, the concepts described in this patent were referenced by Hon Hai chairman Terry Gou in June 2006:"

What other patents does apple have in which they didn't make the product?

---

Funny great kids. Feb 18, 2008 1:30 AM. Those kids are awesome. Enjoy and lough.

ciTiger

Apr 26, 02:37 PM

If it's 20$ a year with the whole mobile me plus this I would pay... Just for this I wouldn't...
But I think this should be ofered free for a one or two year free for any new hard purchases... :D

---

Hilarious, Fun Photos from

Surely

Sep 13, 11:15 PM

threadless has some cool designs. I've been to the store in Chicago.... it was refreshing to be able to try them on before i bought them!

I bought a pint of frozen yogurt here tonight. Half Ghirardelli Chocolate, half Chocolate Butterfinger. So good.

251561

---

SciFrog

Oct 24, 07:44 PM

We are wrapping our best week ever, PPD is now 175k and our outlook is better.

Yet we only have two people using bigadv units... We can do much better :cool:

---

nimbusthegreat

Apr 15, 03:21 PM

Well Apple has used up all the "big cat" names like Tiger and Lion which means that either OS 11 is underway or they will be in the embarassing situation of having to use lesser cat names which imply "less".

Ocelot, Cheetah, Cougar, Fluffy,

so 10.8 might be cougar. but if so the system requirements will make it only run on older hardware.....

---

Ben Logan

Mar 31, 08:48 PM

I actually kind of like that, outside of the ugly close/min/max buttons and the scroll bars :P

Coupled together, they do have a certain uniform garrishness.

http://3rr0rists.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ical_lion.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3392/3333642840_d905e48e47_o.jpg

---

turbobass

Apr 27, 04:28 PM

Tuesday was yesterday. QUICK! Create a new thread saying that the new iMacs will be here NEXT TUESDAY!
I'm shaking so hard from excitement after convincing myself this was true, I CAN'T TYPE!!

---

gnasher729

Jul 24, 10:48 AM

I know this does not have much to do with anything in this thread. I have heard Gates owns a some shares of Apple and was wondering how many or what percentage he owns. I have googled, ask jeeves, yahoo and searched this website for 45 minutes for the answer with no luck and thought you all in this thread could shed some light. Thanks for reading.

Zero.

---